"once in always"

well...there's a story...
bout writing FORMAL letter to cancel some charging stuff...

*erm...I'm not that clear bout the exact story

the story started with X received a letter that charged X for RM3000++...
then...X asked Y to help X write the formal letter's draft to cancel the charge

that Y so MCB and MAIGULIU and ....bla..bla...oOo
X keep calling Y coz can't delay anymore...
or else...jz wait to kena saman or go to the jail...or both.
then...that cb-stupid-Y behsong behsong...
finally fax the draft to X (after X called Y for so many times and hard to find Y too...oOo)

when X received the fax...
X asked Z to help type out the letter...
Z read the letter...

"apa tu?!kanasai...hand-writing...some words not clear..dunno wad Y wrote....MAI GU?!this letter suppose to be written in BM or English?!Formal letter or Informal letter?!"thought Z

"this letter should be written in BM ha?"asked Z.
"that's y i dunno bah~so weird de..."answered X.

OK...never mind
Z started to type the letter out after reached the office.....

later...the more Z type...the weirder Z felt...
till the part :
".....Pihak kami tidak memahami mengenai konsep once in always in."
what's the mean by [once in always in]?
or Y means [konsep once in always ini]?

then Z asked X...X also dunno...
then...after struggle inside X's mind...
X decided to call Y...
*u think very song always call a same person kah?!that Y very rude de...ask a little thing...Y will 'kua kua jiao'...feel like wanna fight with u de...cannot say de...who want to phone Y?!juz afraid the letter cant be accepted nia...if not...who wanna waste the money calling a person that very CB?!ceh~*

when called Y...
yeah...
Y sounded very behsong...
but X still very polite to Y

however...till the end...
get no ans...
Z very behsong then sms many friends to ask what's the mean by "once in always" or "once in always in"
then...some say dunno...
some say "once in always" means 'duo1 ci4 li3 de4 yi2 ci4'
some say "once in always in" means 'after u once get in...u'll always in'

err.....though these answers make Z a bit clear bout the phrase...
but...Z still can't understand what do Y mean?!

the letter is something like that
*it's written in BM la...*

"According to the matter raised above.

2. Like wad we'd been informed, we kena charge of **** with the amount of RM****.

3. We wish to cancel the charge bcoz it's not sengaja. Our pihak tidak mengetahui mengenai konsep once in always in.

Thank you."

erm...guys...do u understand the letter?
Z still cant understand...X also...

but Y UNDERSTAND!!!
of course...=__=
and when X asked what's the meaning...
Y behsong...and say jz follow what's written in the draft.it wont be wrong.
so...X just follow...
and Z cant do anything...
coz there's none of Z's business....
and...also...
if u dun follow those people like Y (those 姓马 de)
u'll get the trouble...massive trouble!!!!!!!!
then u'll be TERRIBLE...HORRIBLE!!!! VEGETABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so X choose to follow Y...
and if the letter got problem...
that's Y's fault...
bcoz Y say "jz follow...wont wrong de!"



well....this is the story...

from this story i learnt that...
1. try to avoid doing things with those horses
2. don't ask WHY and HOW.horses cant tahan with these questions
3. talk and write ROJAK language with them is the best!

those horses...
memang make me behsong...
do things wont do properly...
they never know what's RESPONSIBILTY

i've heard another story bout them too...
there's some people get the wrong medicine from hospital...
bcoz those horses who work there...
din study well...
cincai get the medicine for those patients...

NGAITI~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
like this oso can?!
if the person that get the wrong medicine and eat the medicine till die...
walao eh...memang soi...
kolian....

haiz....

I wonder...
i shud keep on with my english tuition or...i shud get the ROJAK-LANGUAGE-Tuition?
where can i find this kind of tuition?
so that i can understand completely what those horses mean
and can communicate with them.

dun be so stupid la...go for Rojak language tuition will make me turn into a horse...
though HORSE is very handsome *it's the animal that i love most
those horses aren't the ANIMAL : Horse
those horses are..........................................
*tut*

ahem...

i shud KAMBATEH with my English...

KAMBATEH!

oh ya...if anyone understand what's the mean by the phrase...pls tell...
i wanna know~

get some stupid mail...I cant stand those cursing message!!!THEY'RE SO STUPID

This is really sweet........
this is really NOT SWEET!

When a Girl is quiet ... millions of things are running in her mind.
quite true...but she might be sleepy...
When a Girl is not arguing ... she is thinking deeply.
huh?erm........not really...
When a Girl looks at u with eyes full of questions ... she is wondering
how long you will be around.

huh?cannot be wondering why he is wearing weird stuff?why he looks weird?why i'm with him??? LOL

When a Girl answers ' I'm fine ' after a few seconds ... she is not at all fine.
this is true lo...
When a Girl stares at you ... she is wondering why you are lying.
huh??she can be "wah~so handsome~~" l0l
When a Girl lays on your chest ... she is wishing for you to be hers forever.
no...she's sleepy
When a Girl wants to see you everyday... she wants to be pampered.
izzit?never try...=__=
When a Girl says ' I love you ' ... she means it.
err....maybe?
When a Girl says ' I miss you ' ... no one in this world can miss you more than that.
yakah?how bout ur mum?
Life only comes around once make sure u spend it with the right person....
hard to know whether u're spending ur life with the right person or not
Find a Guy .. who calls you beautiful instead of hot.
haha...i tot it's omost the same?...but if really looks like ghost but he say u pretty...dun u think he's cheating?!
Who calls you back when you hang up on him.
nothing to say liao of course hang up...still call for wad?
Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
no need sleep kah?liver will rosak de ar!
Wait for the guy who ... kisses your forehead.
ngaiti...my face so oily...make me paiseh nia la...
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
LOL...sweating how to show off?make ppl laugh nia....=__=
Who holds your hand in front of his friends.

Who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you.
after married...he'll regret to say this...
Who turns
to his friends and says, ' That's her!! '
'That's her!!the one that make my half die'....l0l

If you open this you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life!!!!!
If I don't get this back I guess your not my friend. If you have a lot of love for someone. copy and send this to your whole list. In 5 minutes your true love will call or message you.
how if my true love dunno my phone number?!how if it's A GAL THAT CALL ME?!
OH HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they like you. Something good will happen to you at approx. 1:42pm tomorrow, it could be anywhere.
haha!this is so funny...how if i'm in the toilet?pangsai???wad's the something good mentioned?!get a good TOILET PAPER?!or...i can flash the shit very clean?
So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you break this chain, you will be cursed with relationship problems for the most important
time of your life. send this to 15 people in 15 minutes to carry on the chain...and spare yourself the emotional stress.
I'd owes been CURSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THE BIGGEST SHOCK OF MY LIFE IS TO RECEIVE SO MUCH CURSING MESSAGE!!!!!!!!!!!KANASAI!
ok...well...my religion taught me that a person curse a person...that person will get HUKUMAN.the HUKUMAN will be very BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SO STOP CREATING THIS KIND OF STUPID AND BORING MESSAGE U BULLSHIT!
WAD'S SO FUN CREATING THIS KIND OF MESSAGE?!CIBAI

i'd get so much message that curse me
"die...no bf..."
i dun care if i really cant get a bf...
at least i din get a GF...=__=
JUST DONT CURSE MY FAMILY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I DUN WAN TO RECEIVE MUCH OF THIS MESSAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I DUN WAN ANYONE RECEIVE ANY OF THIS MESSAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok...NO MATTER HOW...
ALL THE CURSING STUFF WILL BE ELIMINATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DISAPPEAR!!!U THIS STUPID "CURSE"!!!
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Misaki [Gay]

ps:those who dun like GAY...pls dun read this

playing rock,paper,scissors game with Misaki...

ahaha.....Misaki so cute!!!wahahahaaa...
really wan eat him...

ahahaha!

can try to play game with him....but at last....
Usagi-san is so kepo...
haha...of course la!
his bf ma~

haha!!!

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Nightmare

kanasai...
i tot i can sleep earlier so i wont be so tired...

i'd suffer for a week that i sleep late wake up early..
then follow my parent go to work...
sit in the office..nothing to do...
slap the fly?no fly....
play with the dogs???ngaiti...they din bark me is ok liao lo...
so fierce...dun dare play with them...
play with cats???they play with dogs...=.=

then...
i planned to have a nice sleep yesterday...
mana tahu....

i dreamed....
first is Mr.Yap...
he's teaching me something..forget is wad liao...maybe is Physics??
then...dunno say wad...
if i'm not mistaken...we talked bout the environment?

forget liao...

then...suddenly the classroom bcom a bedroom...
my roommate come in and give a drink....
and i forget wad i talked liao...
then suddenly the roommate bcom my eldest sister...

walao....
Mr.Yap already disappear...
then my sister tell me a plan...
it's jus like me n my sis got a task to complete...
and the task need to find men...

one of the men is...
dunno my who....
relatives?not sure...not clearly stated...

then my sis say....
the plan is...
bcoz there's a species...dogs...that will just cincai EAT people...
and their speed are faster than a car....
(it seems like the world's technology terlalu maju till this kind of species is produced)

so...
we'll juz have to know the way can make the dogs away...
the cara is...
find a human as ur target...
then...watch ar that person....straightened ur 2nd finger...
and....err...macam "gou ying" that person...
macam "come~~~come~~~"
then the dog will change its target to that person...

this is the first step in my sis's plan...
the second step is to get rid of the dunno-my-who-man's wife...

her wife is a kind of people that
once she see female...
she'll kill them...

this kind of people...
got story de...
there was once a gal...
very jealous seeing her husband be with gals...
so when she saw gals...
she killed all of the......

then....
it bcom there's a group of woman...
once they see gal...they'll juz kill them without any reason...

to handle this kind of woman...
my sis say she'll let her drink a tea with drug inside...
that drug is to make her sleep...

then....the final step..
bring the dunno-my-who-man out....

k...then....
we start our journey...
my sis drive...

when we're on the road...
i see tiok the dog...the dangerous dog....
ngaiti...so "da pai" it's lying on the road...
when it see tiok me...
it chase the car my sis driving...
ngaiti.....so fast...

so nervous...kao!
lagi cham is in front of us...sesak lalu lintas...
kanasai....
then quickly find a target...

suddenly i see tiok a snake...wakao...
big snake...
so i find it as the target...

MANA TAU....
the snake bcom a gal...
maigu?!
it shud be SNAKE!!!!

when the gal see me keep doing that action to her...
she know it and cincai go into someone's car....
then immediately the dog chase after that car....

haiz....
then...dunno when...inside our car,there's a boy...
it's like he's in our gang to complete the task de...
then...we reached the woman's house...

very clear that she wanna kill me n my sis when she see us...

ALLAH~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
so dahsyat.....

and i dun understand y she wanna bring us go around...
jz like we're going to visit her house...=.=
actually is not....

after finish visiting her house,she asked the boy go back...

very clear that SHE WANNA KILL US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

but luckily the boy say he dun wan go home...
phew...
so she din kill us yet...
then dunno when my sis get the tea to her...
and she drink it without thinking...
LOL!so easy?!
hmm.....maybe she got mental problem...
coz this group of women cant think properly....
since they'll juz kill female without any reason...

then....
she go to sleep liao...
SO EASY?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

but i cant understand WHY?she got bed to sleep but she go out sleep?
and the outside is like the jungle...
tanah covered with leaves....
"=.=
then...dunno when...the dunno-my-who-man appear...
he asked the boy that follow us to off that woman...
HUH?!OFF?????????????????????
dun understand...

looks like i'm the only normal one in my dream...
i wonder how he OFF the woman...

dunno he use wad to move a hand near to the woman...
and the hand is going to off the woman...

the point is...Y HE WANNA USE A MONSTER HAND????
when i keep starring at that woman...to see how she's switched off...
suddenly a monster hand fly near to the woman....!
WAKAO......................................
shocked me.....

then i wake up liao...
it's only 6.30 am.....
kanasai.....
=_=

this nightmare......kanasai...make me cant sleep enuf....